
Knot Safe For Work pun Chopsticks
Some jokes are extremely edgy even though our chopsticks are quite well rounded. These are part of our "Not Safe For Work" puns series that are excellent white elephant gifts for your terrible friends that will surely give you an eyebrow and a giggle. Feel knotty when you eat sushi!
Each order is a blind grab bag of both the wood type and pun, but we will reach out to make sure the pun is Wong for you!
Base Tier Woods:
- Maple
- Cherry
- Sapele
- Padauk
Exotic Woods:
- Purpleheart
- Redheart
- Wenge
- Jatoba
- Ipe
Each pair of chopsticks are handcrafted from premium exotic woods that are hand selected to be devoid of defects. Hand shaped using a horizontal belt sander, each stick is expertly made to have a Japanese taper from top to bottom. Finished with heat treated walnut oil that is FDA approved for everyone, waxed with a special blend, and hand polished for your enjoyment! The wood species is laser engraved on the skinny side of each chopstick for wood identification.
All pairs will be 10" in length and will have our standard Japanese taper. Includes a chopstick stand and packaged with our reclaimed wood backers.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t let it sit in water overnight
- Re-oil if dry.
*Main photo depicts Brazilian Redheart*